DiSCiPLES        oF       sUMsDos

Presents:

JokeAcro
Version 1

Released By: sUMsDos                 │ Type of Release: Text (Acro List)
Release Date: June 12, 1995          │ Copyright: E.C. Publications & others

Release Notes:

This is a list of "joke acronyms", usually used to make a point about how much
something sucks.  Have fun.
- sUMsDos

Membership List:

The Prez & His Veeps:

Founder, President : sUMsDos (516)
West Coast Coordinator : Blazen1 (805)
800# Coordinator : ReK (408)

Miscellaneous Members:

XanaX (805)
The Boogeyman (916)
Kodiax (403)
HomiCide (815)

DoS Boards:

Name                │ Sysops/Cos/Staff                           │Phone Number

nafta.com      (WHQ)│ BlazeN1 ■ XanaX                            │805.UP.SOON!

Cell Block 4  (USHQ)│ Malicious Intent ■ Pascal                  │815.282.8732

Radiation-X         │ XanaX ■ BlazeN1 / Monkey Boy / Phatal      │805.588.1739

iNFiNiTY            │ Dark Seige ■ 7th SoN / Punk Rock           │704.785.9274

Digital Illusions   │ Scorpion ■ ShortCut / SmooZ                │5i6.NOT.4YOU

Black Days          │ Ace ■ HomiCide / Stumpy                    │815.234.8445
800.DoS.SiTE

Sanitarium          │ Zipper Head ■ Oneiro / Case / Knight Rider │704.792.7275

The Fallout Shelter │ Aardvark                                   │410.849.2742

The Phruwt Tree     │ The Boogeyman ■ Filbert / Zork916          │916.652.8941

Ethereal Dreams     │ CYkO ■ El Producto / Overdose              │407.626.8382

nO pEACE            │ ReK                                        │800.FUK.LAMR

Chromatic Death     │ Sarpathins ■ Stumpy / Ace                  │815.234.8445

Group News:

We are still looking for members.  Anybody is free to apply.  However, all
members must contribute at least one release per week.  (Temporary exceptions
will be granted on a case-by-case basis.)  If you can't maintain that
standard, DON'T APPLY!  Otherwise, we are still seeking members, so fill out
DoS.APP & send it to either The Cell Block 4 or Radiation-X today!

We'd just like to make clear that we have NO connection whatsoever with
Ip's now-defunct(?) art group, Domination of Society.
In fact, Ip and I came to an understanding regarding our use of the name DoS
recently over IRC.

We dropped Liquid Insanity as our World HQ for a few reasons:
1) BlazeN1's new BBS will be better.
2) LI no longer has an 800# and may be under investigation by AT&T.
3) (Why it is no longer even a distro)  We heard from several sources that
Killer Instinct is a lamer who fabricates affiliations.

Matrixx and I recently reconciled in IRC...  It turns it he didn't steal the
Cheat Sheet, but rather that Phantasm had granted him permission to use it.
Whoops...  Mea culpa.  Well, we're on friendly terms now.  (In fact, I now
courier for his new art group, Imaginik...)

I just fully discovered IRC :), so...  DoSMeets via IRC!  Show up on #dosmeet
every Saturday night from about 8:00pm-10:30pm Eastern Time (5:00pm-8:30pm
Pacific Time) and we'll chat, exchange warez, etc, etc, etc.  All DoS members
will get opped, and lamers will be kicked off and/or banned.  But hey, join in
the fun! :)  (BTW: It's #DoSMEET, not #DoS.  Natture has hogged #DoS for weeks
:( (Hopefully more people will show up for these then for the PHRuWT Meets. :)

I'm leaving for camp (in 717) on the 25th and won't be back until late August.
While I'm gone, BlazeN1 will be running things.  (And hopefully he'll do a
better job then The Maxx did)  During that period, an205866 won't be read, so
send your E-Mail to an?????? instead (B1's account rather than mine)...

Thanx for wasting your online time & D/L points on this crap!   Last but not
least, PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!

Greets:

Groups:

RUiN, TPU, UBiC, & UNT(US): What's wrong?  Can't make your OWN acronym list,
you lousy SOBs?!
AWF: Too bad the merger didn't work out.  Maybe next time.
DoPE & iD: <Sniff>  I'm sad to see you go...
EUCiA:Caught with your hand in the SysOp Menu, eh?  Serves you right, LAMERS!
DFT: Contrary to those rumors, you are NOT dead!  Or are you?
HKP: When are you guys coming back?
PHi: Get an IBM! :)  Seriously, keep that PHRuWT coming!
EMG: Looking good...
CiA: Best art group out there, IMHO.
Imaginik: Good luck, Matrixx...
NAFTA: Don't let Bishop's departure kill you...
PCY: Best damn utils group out there...

Personal:

Hannibal: Have fun at UNC, er... Nassau County Jail! :(
Aero & Trackistar: THIEF!!!
K-RAD K00L 31337 D00DZ: Read this NFO and get your facts right!
Baker & Mitnick: Free 'em NOW!!!
TECHiE: Do they have modems in heaven?
Teach: Six-hundred-plus days and STILL kicking ass!
XanaX: Happy birthday!  (Just six months 'til you get your permit...  LUCKY!:)
IRCers: Just a greet to the great folks in #dod, #nafta, #ansi, #pwa, #razor,
#phruwt, #filbot, and (of course) #dosmeet!

Feel free to E─Mail us wherever you see us!

Or, contact us at an205866@anon.penet.fi

(c) 1995 DiSCiPLES oF sUMsDos     │       NFO Revised June 11, 1995